Big Black Dude……pro golfer…..no names (true story!….really)….walks onto the PGA Tour Bus on the way to tournament . All the other pros and caddies watch as big black dude hitches up his pants, looks back at all the white faces and says:

“Hey guys, what’s white and 10 inches long?”………….(pauses for a moment…but no reply)

“Nuthin’”…..he grins broadly.

Big black dude takes his seat and leaves the other pros to ponder their deficiencies. Joel Garner aint got nothin’ on this dude!

No wonder he scares the shit outta everyone…..’cept of course Big John D who aint scared of nuthin’