Another true story! World leading golf coach giving lessons to fat, overweight business man.

Business Dude: Hey Coach…..what’s the matter with my game? Can’t seem to get the ball airborne.

Coach: Yep, I can see what your problem is dude.

Business Dude: Yeah, what is it Coach?

Coach: Well, it’s obvious to me you have a problem with your “Loft”

Business Dude: What do you mean, my “Loft”

Coach: It’s your “Loft” man …….it’s your……. Lack Of F**kin’ Talent

Big Black Dude……pro golfer…..no names (true story!….really)….walks onto the PGA Tour Bus on the way to tournament . All the other pros and caddies watch as big black dude hitches up his pants, looks back at all the white faces and says:

“Hey guys, what’s white and 10 inches long?”………….(pauses for a moment…but no reply)

“Nuthin’”…..he grins broadly.

Big black dude takes his seat and leaves the other pros to ponder their deficiencies. Joel Garner aint got nothin’ on this dude!

No wonder he scares the shit outta everyone…..’cept of course Big John D who aint scared of nuthin’