Here I is. I’m the Hog …..I ain’t scared of no Tigers …..nope I aint scared of nuthin’. Tigers aint nuthin’ but great big pussies. You never see Tigers at the bar…d’ya. ……nope……..they’s all pussys…….don’t drink nuthin’…..not like me…..I’s da Hog.

Pussy…..pussy……pussy…….meow.

Now Big John…..he ain’t no pussy. ……Big John knose how to wrap dat big ass ’round a bar stool……..just like me…..just like The Hog…….Big John ain’t no pussy…….not like dem Tigers.

Hey Big John…….youda a man!………you no Tiger…..you no pussy……youda man!