Those ungrateful sods at www.golf.com.au had the audacity to kick me off their website - politically correct ba$*a*ds!

I used to have a scratch in the bar, lurk in the casual water and admire the ladies playing ’round the dog legs. Not any more - not since they went all up market…..boring ba$*a*ds!

I ain’t goin’ back to Golf.com.au no more…no more….aint goin’ back no more!