Seems like Bruce the Pig is being pursued by the folks at Edgar’s Mission Farm - ever since he terrorized 63 old pensioner, Caroline Hayes - his former owner. Read the full story on the Friggin Loon Blog.

Now I don’t know about you, but the last thing this old hog would want is to finish up in some sort of retirement village for pigs…..not amongst all them old sows.

Of course I can’t speak for Bruce…but maybe he figures that Edgar’s is a better option than the piggery.

He just better watch out for Miss Alice….she’s one mean looking sow.

Run Bruce Run!

BREAKING NEWS - BRUCE CAUGHT IN DRAMATIC AMBUSH

Well , just as I feared, poor old Bruce has been captured and is now off to the piggery - them old sows can hardly wait.